Monday, June 8, 2009

Already?! iPhone 3Gs less than 2 weeks away

Dear Apple:

Why beat around the bush? Just send over one of your goons with something sharp and dangerous and take all my money. That way, you won't have to waste time making all these products that I'm going to run out and buy. It would save us both a lot of time. Specifically, I'm talking about the new iPhone that now has video capabilities WITHOUT having to hack into it, the new baby MacBook Pros that start at a measly 1199 with a fantastically long 7 hour battery and a firewire (why didn't you put this on mine?!), etc. Finally, please stop making my life heaven/hell.

Sincerely,
Dale Benfield

P.S. Why did the 24in iMac I bought last week have a keyboard 1/2 the size of my 20in iMac? Did you want to make the screen look that much bigger?

5 comments:

  1. once a blackberry lover, always a blackberry lover.

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  2. oh i have so many things i could write to apple. they wouldnt be nice things haha

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  3. Dear Apple,
    Stop cheating with my boyfriend.
    ~Mere

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  4. So I just bought a new 3g like 20 days ago....guess I'll be using the 30 day return policy so I can get the 3Gs....a man has to do what a man has to do!

    Brian Rudisill

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